Hello! I'm DaughterofAthena, but you can call me Alyssa, or Aly. If you are on here, you are probably a really good friend of mine, or a monster. So, just so you know, I always have my sword with me..... :) Here are a couple of my favorites and. . .um. . .not favorites.
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My Favorite Things
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- the color gray
- reading books
- peanut butter on ANYTHING
- reading books
- animals, including owls :D
- reading books
- stupid jokes that make me laugh
- making people laugh (which I am good at, by the way. . . .)
- reading books
- being smarter than everybody else
- reading books
- going to Camp Half Blood during the winter and fall
- Athena- favorite goddess
Things That I HateEdit
- people who call me a different name like 'Lyssa'; 'Alyss'; or any other name that ISN'T my real one
- nick names
- people who say brb or lol while they are talking to me in person. I don't care in chat, but when I am actually talking to someone IN PERSON, I don't like to be told 'lol'. Just laugh. That's all you have to do. Haha. See, it's easy.
- horses
- water (sorry poseidon, I don't)
- people who tell me to stop reading and get outside. Thanks, dad.
- people who constantly text me over and over and won't stop. Even when I say goodnight. They keep texting me. People are annoying.
- people who act before they think
- people who THINK they are smarter than me
- people who THINK they are better than everyone else
- people who think relationships are smart. When you are in eighth grade. Thanks Aphrodite, but no thanks.
- sp-p-pide-ers. I HATE THEM!! :(
I could go on, but I think you got the point. . . . :D
Travis and Conner StollEdit
Travis and Conner Stoll are Stupid and so horible. They are so IDIOTIC, I will give them a huge PUNCH the first second i see them today. I am also going to give them most of my PUNCHES and KICKS. That's how much I HATE them. One day, they are going to be working in mc donnalds.
And this is Conner and Travis hacking into Alisssa's account. This is the Stolls speaking. NOT Alyssa.
^ Stolls
v Aly
Um. . . .just so you know. . . . That wasn't me in the previous message section. Conner and Travis, being the annoying little pests that they are, hacked in my account. And they made it so I couldn't delete it. Curse Hermes and his ways with the Internet. . . .Well, anyway, I'm going to use the next thirty minutes trying to get this message off. . . . .
So, remember, that wasn't me. They didn't even spell my name right! *growls* rule #1 in the "Things that I Hate" section. I hate when people call me by the wrong name or spell it wrong. Grrrrrrrr!!! They didn't even read it! My name is Alyssa!!!!! Or aly. . . . .but not Alisssa!
-___- Curse you Stolls!
I will get my revenge.
Now what can I do. . . . . :D
v Jack
YAY!!! I FIXED IT - The Creator 18:30, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
Thank you Jack :D
HaHa :P you stolls!!! -Daughterofathena213 (talk • contribs) 18:48, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
How you know when you are addicted to the Percy Jackson series, you:Edit
- start eating everything BLUE!
- curse Hades for kiddnapping Persphone when it starts snowing in the winter.
- time youself how fast you can write down the Olympian Gods and Goddesses on a piece of paper.
- try to light a candle and burn a cracker. (trust me, it doesn't work that well. . . .)
- read the Percy Jackson series more than five times or more
- stared at a ballpoint pen for five minutes, clicked it, and then dissapointed, put it back on your desk.
- blame the weather and anything scientific on the gods
- go on google and try to look up Camp Half Blood's address
- make the Percy Jackson characters on Wii, Sims, and other video games.
- pray to Athena when you don't study for a test
- call Hestaphus to fix your computer when it is broken
- you countdown on your calendar when the next books are coming out
- when you lose something, curse Hermes
- you think all the popular girls are daughters of Aphrodite
- whenever you see some one in a wheelchair, you immediately think Chiron!!!
- you find yourself saying things like, "oh my gods!"
- say "Maia" whenever you are wearing shoes. . .just to make sure. . . .
- start calling your dog mrs. O'leary
- went to the empire state building and asked for the 600th floor
- recite lines From the book randomly
- yelled "annabeth" whenever you see someone in a New York Yankees cap
- when someone gets married, mutter "I hope Hera is in a good mood"
- have weird dreams about Percy Jackson
- ask the cashier at a store if they sell Mythomagic cards (I checked, they don't :(
- you own every book
- you call yourself a demigod
I don't know about you, but I am guilty of doing every one of these. :D
AWESOME Books That I Have Read Or I Am Currently ReadingEdit
PERCY JACKSON OF COURSE!!! -Rick Riordan
Heroes of Olympus Series -Rick Riordan
Hunger Games Trilogy of AWESOMENESS -Suzanne Collins
Harry Potter and every single book that J.K. Rowling writes
Kane Chronicles -Rick Riordan
THE AMAZING AND WHAT THE HADES JUST HAPPENED TO MY BRAIN BOOKS, also known as the Mortal Instruments Series -Cassandra Clare
THE ALSO EQUALLY AMAZING BOOKS CALLED Infernal Devices IN LONDON IN 1878 -Cassandra Clare
Witch and Wizard Series -James Patterson
Maximum Ride -James Patterson
Tunnels Series -Gordon Williams
Iron Fey -Julie Kagawa
39 Clues & Cahills VS. Vespers (yeah, I used to read them) -Multiple Writers That I Don't Want To Put Down 'Cause I Am Lazy
Pendragon Series AND THE FREAKING HADES CLIFFHANGER THAT MADE ME SCREAM AND THROW MY BOOK AGAINST THE WALL -D.J. Machale
Divergent Series (Reeeeaaalllly really good so far; I am forcing myself to do this instead of read the book) -Veronica Roth
The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel (I guess pretty good, read the first book, nice tie-ins with some mythology :D) -Michael Scott
Charlie Bone (for some reason I have two of the same book on my bookshelf) -Jenny Nimmo
The Missing Series -Margaret Peterson Haddix
Inkheart (I don't know what the real series name is so I'm going by the first book) -Cornelia Funke
I have a lot more, but I want to read now... so BYE! :D
Favorite Quotes Of All TimeEdit
Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."
I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."
-The Titans Curse
***
Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.
"That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."
"Which one is me?" I asked.
"The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.
"Oh, shut up."
-The Titans Curse
***
He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatcailly. “Green grass breaks through snow.
Artemis pleads for my help.
I am so cool.”
He grinned at us, waiting for applause.
"That last line was four syllables.” Artemis said.
Apollo frowned. “Was it?”
“Yes. What about I am so bigheaded?”
“No, no, that’s six syllable, hhhm.” He started muttering to himself.
Zoe Nightshade turned to us. “Lord Apollo has been going through this haiku phase ever since he visited Japan. Tis not as bad as the time he visited Limerick. If I’d had to hear one more poem that started with, There once was a godess from Sparta-" {C}
“I’ve got it!” Apollo announced. “I am so awesome. That’s five syllables!” He bowed, looking very pleased with himself.
-The Titans Curse
***
We only came close to dying six or seven times, which i thought was pretty good. Once, I lst my grip and found myself dangling by one hand from a ledge fifty feet above the rocky surf. But I found another handhold and kept climbing.
A minute later Annabeth hit a slippery patch of moss and her foot slipped.
Fortunately, she found something else to put it against.
Unfortunately, that something was my face.
"Sorry," she murrmured. "S'okay," I grunted, though I'd never really wanted to know what Annabeth's sneaker tasted like."
-sea Of Monsters
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"Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
"He's the sun god," I said.
"That's not what I meant."
-The Titans Curse
***
"Dreams like a podcast,
Downloading truth in my ears.
They tell me cool stuff."
"Apollo?" I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.
He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred."
"A god named Fred?"
***
God alert! Blackjack yelled. It's the wine dude!
Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the wine dude will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"
***
"Monkey bar," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these."
She leaped onto to the first rung and start swinging her way across.
She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure.
***
"I don't recommend shadow travel if you're scared of:
a) The dark
b) Cold shivers up your spine
c) Strange noises
d) Going so fast you feel like your face is peeling off
In other words, I thought it was awesome.
***
"A Demigod!" one snarled.
"Eat it!" yelled another.
But that's as far as they got before I slashed a wide arc with Riptide and vaporized the entire front row of monsters.
"Back off!" I yelled at the rest, trying to sound fierce. Behind them stood their instructor--a six-foot tall telekhine with Doberman fangs snarling at me. I did my best to stare him down.
"New lesson, class," I announced. "Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is completely normal, and will happen to you right now if you don’t BACK OFF!"
To my surprise, it worked. The monsters backed off, but there was at least twenty of them. My fear factor wasn't going to last that long.
I jumped out of the cart, yelled, "CLASS DISMISSED!" and ran for the exit.
***
In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong.
For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some divine force is really trying to mess up your day.
